Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy vs. Terminator

Watching the trailer for this remake of the 1984 slasher classic, Nightmare on Elm Street, it is clear that the updated version will be more terrifying than anything you’ve ever seen, including the Dwayne Johnson fright fest, Tooth Fairy (which, by the way, is guaranteed to send you running for the nearest toilet).

Just take a gander at the first 30 seconds of the trailer and tell me you don’t break out into a cold sweat over all the health and safety code violations going on at the Springwood Diner. I’m pretty sure Freddy Krueger’s finger knives are not clean enough to be slicing up the lettuce for my salad. Let’s not forget about the poor lighting in the kitchen, either. And why are all of those fires unattended? That diner is indeed the stuff of nightmares.

It’s a good thing they hired the young John Conner to come out and issue some citations before someone slips. I hope Summer Glau shows up so we can see a Freddy vs. Terminator death match. Now that might make this movie worth watching! My money is on the Terminator, since robots don’t dream.

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~ by erellsworth on March 1, 2010.

2 Responses to “Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy vs. Terminator”

  1. I can still remember the sound of his finger knives on the wall in the original Nightmare on Elmstreet movies and the eerie song a little girl sang “one two buckle my shoe…” I don’t think I’ll be seeing this one. I don’t need anymore nightmares on my street!

  2. sheessh…that looks pretty scary…

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