A is for Awful
The A-team reboot will be the most brilliant movie ever. I’m talking a gozillian times better than Transformers and GI-Joe put together. That’s right, a gozillian, which is equal to the circumference of Michael Bay’s head multiplied by the number of Godzilla movies that sucked. However, as with Transformers and GI-Joe, viewers should follow a few guidelines to maximize enjoyment.
First, forget about the original A-Team show. Otherwise you’ll become suicidal over the cookie cutter plot, ridiculous action sequences and the severe lack of Mr. T. Aside from my feelings toward the audience, there will be no fool pitying going on in the 2010 A-Team movie. The best moviegoers can hope for is some new replacement catchphrase contrived by a team of hack writers for UFC star Quinton Jackson.
Second, don’t ask too many questions. Don’t ask why that plane that just exploded and somehow a tank fell out of it completely unharmed. Don’t ask why that tank just happened to be equipped with parachutes. Just concentrate on the pretty colors or you’re never going to make it out alive.
Finally, don’t forget the cannabis. Recent studies have shown that Marijuana can relieve neuropathic pain and muscle spasms, both of which you will have after watching the A-Team.
This sounds like my kind of movie. I loved Alien vs. Predator.
If you loved Alien vs. Predator then yes, this might just be something you will enjoy
I LOVE IT when a plan comes together!
From the trailer, I can’t wait. You’re right Mr. T doesn’t seem believable (but I could be wrong) and I don’t know why they’d have parachutes on a tank?!
If you think about it, was B. A. Baracus ever really believable?
Just seems like good, dumb fun, kind of what the original show was. Nice to see Liam Neeson take a not-so-serious role for a change, just to keep his career fresh.